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WORLD'S BEST DOTA GUILD

Founded by cringe masterminds th3c10ud & Nihilkunt, BAHA (aka Balkan's Handicapped), was originally created as a digital lockdown anti-depressant during the 1st wave of the Covid-19 pandemic. The holistic philosophy of the group along with the unique members recruitment characteristics made it the most desirable group to be part of, whilst creating an almost psychedelic experience to it's members. This is not just another group. It's life concentrated into a jar of fuckery & genius. BAHA has it's own vocabulary and slang, with copyrighted phrases that spread along all Dota community while also leading the cringe way. BAHA has already ranked #1 in Europe's DOTA 2 servers and it is soon conquering the world.

FREE DOTA PLUS

Kabbblamo! All top 25 BAHA members get free monthly DOTA PLUS! If you are a member and want free DOTA PLUS, click HERE to apply.

MONTHLY SALARY

No work? No problemo!  The top 10 BAHA guild  farmers earn "FUCK-YOU-MONEY" , from 50 to 100 Shiba Inu coins per month. Yaaasss! Crypto!

FREE DISCORD SEX

BAHA has  the most horny female members and they are all down for casual Discord-sex with members  once a week. Get in line!

WHAT MEMBERS SAY

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ALEX
- BAHA GOT ME NEW TEETH

I farmed points with BAHA for more than 6 months but i had no teeth and talking to my mic was hard. Besides free DOTA plus, they sent me a free set of dracula teeth in a shoe box! De-Dokenized!

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MAXIM
- YASSS BEBE

People used to bully me and call me a "lemon cupped tittied chicken legged puttita". NOT anymore  since BAHA covered my gender change expenses! You gotta try their espresso enema too! Ouchieeeeee!

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DEXTER
- I LOVE THE BAHA STORE

I always buy my chicken, eggs and protein infused shit from the official BAHA store. All their stuff are organic, straight from BAHA's poultry farm in KUNJAHARMA! Pumpity puuump!

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PASHA
- BLYAAAAAAAAAT

As a Soviet IT & Computar specialist, i fixed computars with used parts. Customers were very angry and i had to run to BAHA for backup! I am now safe here, farming guild points PIDOOOOOR!

JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER

MEETUPS, CHEAP TALKS, DARK ROOMS, GIVEAWAYS

BE A BAHA MEMBER

*We are overwhelmed by your interest! The waitlist is long. Thank you for your patience.

>>> FILL THE FORM <<<
Do you suffer from any psychiatric desease?
Do you have a microphone & a Discord account?
What is BAHA really?
What did you eat today?

>&nbsp; &nbsp;OK, WE GOT YOUR ASWERS. NOW FUCK OFF AND WAIT!&nbsp; &nbsp;<

BAHA OFFICIAL PLAYLIST

  • Discord
  • YouTube
  • Twitch
  • Facebook
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